emo kids

Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.

emo kids: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"

by merschdawg April 30, 2006

emo kids

Emo kids: Whinny People in whom love to listen to emo music(music dealling with crying sad emotional feelings and such). Also they usually don't know how to smile, spend $30 a week and eyeliner and crappy clothes that their parents(that they hate soooo much) pay for. (bfor guys) they have lost their genitalia and decided to become an incestrial gay person(stereo type derived from the dinger of MCR). (girls) They think that emo is cool, mainly do it for the popularity whihc they claim they are against, usually never cut, but act like they will for the attention; they almost always wear ties(for who knows what reason, and they love to listen to crappy music.

MCR, a group of whiny untallented little pricks who are all homosexual. The lead singer of MCR made out with his BROTHER.

Emo kids: I hate my life because I lost my awesome wrist band that said "Love is gone, So I might as well leave". Now I think I must slit my wrists across.
Stupid girl: Awww don't do that I'll love you.
Emo kids:*to himself* so acting like im going to kill myself does work...

by Stephen Henkel December 28, 2005

emo kids

a group of noncomforming reformers..piant on their nails and makeup on their faces..play guitar and wright sucide notes..they don't jump around when they go to shows..

those emo kids look good in their little sister's jeans!

by william-joe December 28, 2005

emo kids

Goths that are too chicken to actually kill themselves so they just whine about how they want to.

check out those emo kids trying to slit their wrists with a plastic butter knife

by Maggie Miller October 8, 2005

emo kids

see also FAG, or QUEER.. or complainy, whiney bitch with no genitallia.

the personality of an emo queer *caugh* i mean kid, usually consists of claiming to cut yourself, but not actually doing it because your pansy ass is too afraid to. and if they come close, they scratch thier wrists with a paper clip, for attention. also, they have to complain about... well, everything! especially how much they hate thier parents, (which is bullshit) because what kind of spoiled, rotten, bitch ass guy hates their parents who buy thier rediculously tight pants for them? none of them! not to mention they have to complain aaalllll about how thier gf/bf broke thier little emo heart.

cry me a fucking river. get over it. shit happens.

and whats more with the complaining and whiney bitchetry <----(hey look a new word! bitchetry!) they are all so upset that they are so rich and have it off so well ususally, that they have to go and say OMG MY LIFE IS HOORRIIBLLE!! I DONT HAVE A NEW DODGE VIPER!! I CANT WHIPE MY ASS WITH SILK!!!

boo fucking hoo.

fuck emo kids.

emo kids: omg i bought some new tight pants today

normal dude: man. that must mean you really dont have any balls, seeing as how that should usually crush a guys genitallia if they have any

emo boy: MY MOM WOULDNT BUY ME A NEW CAR!!??! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!! AAAAHHH!! *runs home to rich ass family and eats lobster*

by tap3w0rm April 27, 2006

emo kids

emo kids are the kids who think their lives are sooo incredibly bad becuase the kid they went out with for a week online broke up with them so go and cut their wrists with whatever slightly pointed object they can find. Emo kids listen to the bands(on mtv the mainstream stationg the claim to despise so much) that sound like the backstreet boys mixed with simple plan (both pop groups) these kids wear heavy black clothing when its hot as shit outside they pretend to be really hardcore when in fact they have it made and the only reason they are into it isbecause it is the "in" thing. they claim the hate rap yet when they are just so convientely listening to a pop radio station becuase fallout boy was on it and a gangster song comes on the mouth every word to it.

"emo"kid:omg i have to go sit in a dark room alone with a knife and pretend my arm is bread and slice it up!
normal kid:umm why
"emo" kid:becuase the guy i liked and never told that i liked him is going out with this girl and he completely broke my heart i have no reason to live any more im going to go and listen to something corporate becuase they are the only ones who know what im going through i have to go and cut myself now!!

by hardcore my ass August 24, 2005

emo kids

Emo kids - Sad creatures of the dark. These kids hate sun light and it's rare to see them happy or smiling. They are usually seen wearing clothing of their favorite bands (lots of black) and will most likely have dyed hair (mainly black or sometimes colorful streaks). They sometimes write music, lyrics, or poems about their sad lives often times people judge emo kids saying they are pussies, overdramatic, and whiny (this may be true for some, but not all)

emo music - a genre of music spawned off of 80's Punk Rock lyrics are heartfelt, melancholy, and often talk of heartache and suicide, and are usually backed by an acoustic guitar

cheer up emo kid itll be okay

by sayruh August 28, 2005