A person usually an albino white kid with dark hair. They cry and complain about how life sucks but really they just need to smoke a joint once in a while. They wear tight jeans because they think everyone is gay like them and likes looking at their disgusting tight bodies. They wear tight shirts too because they are fucked up. They sometimes wear glasses, retarded shoes, and they listen to stupid bands like Coldplay and Slipknot.
And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.
1. Be an albino middle class white kid
2. Act all cool on a skateboard.
3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.
4. Have a small 2 inch dick.
5. Be a fucking faggot.
6. Worship Satan
7. Cut your wrists
Follow those steps and you're an emo.
And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.
1. Be an albino middle class white kid
2. Act all cool on a skateboard.
3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.
4. Have a small 2 inch dick.
5. Be a fucking faggot.
6. Worship Satan
7. Cut your wrists
Follow those steps and you're an emo.
Josh: I cut my wrists last night.
Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!
Josh: I can do sick tricks too.
Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.
Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.
Josh: Oh my Satan!
Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.
Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!
Josh,Tyler: YAY!!!
Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!
Josh: I can do sick tricks too.
Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.
Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.
Josh: Oh my Satan!
Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.
Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!
Josh,Tyler: YAY!!!
by I hate emo punks May 8, 2009
Get the Emomug. God dammit its a god dam fucking title. All you fucking doosh bags that say o im emo, preppy, scene, any other title known, shut the fuck up! U guys are assholes all of you. I listen to the so called "emo" music but im not emo! How many "preps" have their ears paerced? or have black hair? Plenty!! u asshole cunt fucks need to quit labeling eachother and move on with ur sad pathetic lives. All this bullshit about o im "emo" and cut or o im "preppy", etc. is a waste of god dam good time u all are cock smokers shut up!
by goddammitdooshbags January 2, 2008
Get the Emomug. A poseur, someone who has followed the latest trend of pop-punk style bands that have been given the label 'emo'. Always wear the same as each other (tight jeans, tight tops, glasses, leopard print, converse ect), always listen to the same bands (the used, funeral for a friend, panic! at the disco ect), always have the same hair (dyed black or blonde, floppy emo fringe with layers AND/OR extentions ect).
A FAD - as soon as it goes out of fashion emo will never have existed and chavs can go back to being chavs like they were before polka dots came back to 'new look'. After all who was emo before emo became fashionable?
A FAD - as soon as it goes out of fashion emo will never have existed and chavs can go back to being chavs like they were before polka dots came back to 'new look'. After all who was emo before emo became fashionable?
by HairMetalGlamRock March 15, 2007
Get the Emomug. A word that has a retardedly large number of definitions on UrbanDictionary, almost all of which are biased towards negative views of emos.
Person 1: Dude, what's an "emo" exactly?
Person 2: I don't know, let's look it up on UrbanDictionary...
Person 2: This one says it's a horrible person who cuts themselves, wears bad clothes, and listens to shitty music...
Person 1: But this one says that it's people who are posers and just think girls will do them if they are more "in touch with their emotions"?
Person 2: And then this one says that it's people who are just trying to fit into a group of dumb people who think they are non-conforming when they are really conforming to just another subculture of society...
Person 1: And this one says they are just ridiculous pussies with small penises... And this one that says Emos are the one thing that every other group can agree on... hating them...?
Person 2: This doesn't sound like something anyone would want to be... Where'd you hear this word again?
Person 1: Some guy at school told me to stop being emo...
Person 2: ...
Person 2: I don't know, let's look it up on UrbanDictionary...
Person 2: This one says it's a horrible person who cuts themselves, wears bad clothes, and listens to shitty music...
Person 1: But this one says that it's people who are posers and just think girls will do them if they are more "in touch with their emotions"?
Person 2: And then this one says that it's people who are just trying to fit into a group of dumb people who think they are non-conforming when they are really conforming to just another subculture of society...
Person 1: And this one says they are just ridiculous pussies with small penises... And this one that says Emos are the one thing that every other group can agree on... hating them...?
Person 2: This doesn't sound like something anyone would want to be... Where'd you hear this word again?
Person 1: Some guy at school told me to stop being emo...
Person 2: ...
by Aneas March 31, 2009
Get the Emomug. AS the meaning of the word used in modern times.
An Emo is GENERALLY a extremely depressive person who broadcasts these feelings in extreme ways to grasp for attention.
The majority of "emos" wear your stereotypical tight black clothing with a mix of dark cold colors like purple and blue and on the off occasion red and pink. Also sporting the current hair style of bangs over one of both eyes with longer collarbone length hair for males and long hair for the females. Also usually darker tones, presumable dyed if the natural coloring wasn't dark enough.
Accessories usually include some kind of music device. (CD player covered in stickers and black marker, small oddly brightly colored mp3 players with ear buds so as to not interfere with their hair.)A personal journal and some kind of form fitting hooded zipper jacket.
Some also wear makeup. nothing too drastic usually sticking to the dark colors again, eyeliner and mascara mostly, for males and females. Some go as far as to use glitter to draw attention to the eyes.
A moderate amount of "emos" cut to "show the world their inner pain." This would sometimes be the skin scraping enough to scab, *supposed "Posers"* Or to the depth that stitches may be required. *Authors personal opinion, these "cutters" should be locked up in a safe facility.*
Some "emos" may be expressive enough about their feelings to show them as expressively as the prophets of ancient times. Screaming, rantings, crying, sobbing, and so on in the negative and angry emotions.
The combination of all the things said above make "emo" an easy target for modern society to scorn. which seems to be the ultimate goal of most "emo" people.
*Side note: Emo's do not have a set age, height, weight, or race limitation. The author in fact knows a family of "emos". though it is odd that the mother has followed the vast majority of "attention Trends" for the past ten to fifteen years. since the birth of her first child. "Country Girl", "Harley Enthusiast", Feminist, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, and now "emo/cutter". TO which she posted bulletins about the last three changes on her myspace. Could be something to that.*
An Emo is GENERALLY a extremely depressive person who broadcasts these feelings in extreme ways to grasp for attention.
The majority of "emos" wear your stereotypical tight black clothing with a mix of dark cold colors like purple and blue and on the off occasion red and pink. Also sporting the current hair style of bangs over one of both eyes with longer collarbone length hair for males and long hair for the females. Also usually darker tones, presumable dyed if the natural coloring wasn't dark enough.
Accessories usually include some kind of music device. (CD player covered in stickers and black marker, small oddly brightly colored mp3 players with ear buds so as to not interfere with their hair.)A personal journal and some kind of form fitting hooded zipper jacket.
Some also wear makeup. nothing too drastic usually sticking to the dark colors again, eyeliner and mascara mostly, for males and females. Some go as far as to use glitter to draw attention to the eyes.
A moderate amount of "emos" cut to "show the world their inner pain." This would sometimes be the skin scraping enough to scab, *supposed "Posers"* Or to the depth that stitches may be required. *Authors personal opinion, these "cutters" should be locked up in a safe facility.*
Some "emos" may be expressive enough about their feelings to show them as expressively as the prophets of ancient times. Screaming, rantings, crying, sobbing, and so on in the negative and angry emotions.
The combination of all the things said above make "emo" an easy target for modern society to scorn. which seems to be the ultimate goal of most "emo" people.
*Side note: Emo's do not have a set age, height, weight, or race limitation. The author in fact knows a family of "emos". though it is odd that the mother has followed the vast majority of "attention Trends" for the past ten to fifteen years. since the birth of her first child. "Country Girl", "Harley Enthusiast", Feminist, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, and now "emo/cutter". TO which she posted bulletins about the last three changes on her myspace. Could be something to that.*
EMoSOlja : I'm into dark stuff man. It helps me show my pain.
Commoner: Like the a Goth? Goths are Dark but pretty heartless.
EMoSOlja : NO I am NOT a GOTH! I have feelings! I WANT you to feel my emotions like I do!
*sorry horrible example. I'm out of descriptiveness. yeah I'm not sure that's a word but it covers my meaning nicely.*
Commoner: Like the a Goth? Goths are Dark but pretty heartless.
EMoSOlja : NO I am NOT a GOTH! I have feelings! I WANT you to feel my emotions like I do!
*sorry horrible example. I'm out of descriptiveness. yeah I'm not sure that's a word but it covers my meaning nicely.*
by NotaFanofYouBreathing August 17, 2008
Get the Emomug. Basically, NO ONE knows what emo is anymore. Some say it's people who want to kill themselves/hate life/etc., but those are just people who, plainly, are depressed and upset with life. Doesn't mean they're emo. And there's also the emo dressing style. Seriously, what the hell? Just because you wear skinny jeans and black-rimmed glasses doesn't make you emo, either. As for me, I say that emo is a certain type of music, with meaningful lyrics about past mistakes and failed relationships with others, and emotions (any kind of emotion) Happy, sad, angry, jealous, etc. But hey, who's right about the "word" emo now-a-days?
by You don't know. December 22, 2008
Get the Emomug. Okay. Look fucktards. Emo is short for emotional. Everybody is Emo. It's typically pointed at kids, mainly ranging in age from 13-22 because of hormone imbalances, who act "emo"tional and wear dark colors because they were individualized. So, now they think they are supposed to act that way. Good job judgmental assholes. It's your fault "emo's" cut and wear dark color. You don't like it? QUIT FUCKING SAYING STUPID SHIT TO THEM, DUMBFUCKS! How retarded are you? Realleh? Seriousleh? You want to get all mad at the "emo's" for acting like they do when it's your fault they're like that! That's stupid.
"Over Emotional Kid": "I hate my life..."
Some Judgmental Dumbass: "Quit being 'emo!'"
"Over Emotional Kid": *curls up and cuts their wrist"
Some Judgmental Dumbass: "Quit being 'emo!'"
"Over Emotional Kid": *curls up and cuts their wrist"
by Samantha Motherfucking Blake January 1, 2009
Get the Emomug.