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Erectionitis

where you cant get your erection to go away even after you've had gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/blowjob wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.
I have erectionitis ive had this boner for 7 hours now :(
by Dixon sider February 25, 2011
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Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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Erection of Firearms

A group of seven or more firearms that cause 'Muricans to become erect. Like a gaggle of geese but with guns.
Sean put his erection of firearms into the trunk and the suspension sagged about 2 inches.
by Wholesome Sean September 4, 2021
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Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.
Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.
by taco49er November 29, 2011
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half erection

When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.
" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"
by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017
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gay erection

When a gay man sees a large dick or a tight ass butt they have a huge boner or their whole ass dick standing up
Ethan: Oh my god! Did you see his large dick?
Aaron: Yes! I'm about to have a gay erection.
by TheManInUrNightmares October 22, 2022
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One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection
by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018
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