Elmira

Elmira is a very beautiful city if you actually look close. They have old Victorian houses everywhere, a river that runs through the whole city, parts of the city still have brick streets, bridges everywhere, beautiful buildings and churches, a prison that is hundreds of years old that is a gorgeous powerful looking building, and you can also get a bit of the country side in elmira. Elmira the city its self is beautiful, its just the ppl who want to destroy it. Its pretty sad, because that city could be so much more prosperous and could just shine if the people would let it.

Damn, what Elmira once was
and what it could be again today.

by muffins112 August 24, 2008

elmer

a person who tries to find love but is always on the bad side of it

im a total elmer

by dcmarvelnigga January 14, 2015

elmo

the koolest killing red guy on s.str. a pimp who will shoot u'r ass for comin on his block. and has more hoes than all the rappers on earth.

{skweeky voice} elmo's a pimp biotch!!!! and elmo know were u live!!!

by chaosgod May 13, 2005

spicy elmo

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to fellate.

"I bet Hooters chicks give really great spicy elmos."

"She gave me a spicy elmo so I gave her my blue cheese."

by beedlybong May 4, 2008

St. Elmo, IL

St. Elmo is a town located along Interstate 70 in South-Central Illinois and its population is around 1500. St. Elmo High School is home to the Eagles and, inevitably, the bottom layer of scum in the United States social class system. The town is basically a plutocracy, with the wealthy, who made their fortunes through good ol' oil, pay for 90% of the teachers' salaries through property tax. The other people, who make up 95% of the population, live off and cheat the system through welfare and/or a large inheritance. The town prides itself off of victories, fairly or unfairly achieved, over the Altamont Indians. This hatred for a town so close to them has arose out of thin air. They think that Altamont, and other small towns, have a conscious evil agenda against the diminutive and unappealing town that is simply not there. The townspeople throw all class and respect out the window when supporting their school at various sporting events, with elderly women shouting obscene remarks and random adults threatening physical harm on high school fans from other schools.

Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.

Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.

St. Elmo, IL golf course -- perfect example of a diamond in the rough. ONLY tourist attraction in town.

Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.

by toofastforyou1 March 16, 2013

Elmo-Licker

A degrading word, mostly used as an insult, or put-down.

Dude, why didn't you help me back there? You Elmo-Licker!

by James May October 10, 2005

Elmer's Glue bottle

noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.

Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005