fruit donkey

1.) A crazy silly person who acts like a jackass and gets scared easily when going through a dark area at night.

2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!

3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.

Fruit Donkey out of Minnesota totally Rocks!!!

We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.

I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!

Friut Donkey

by Christopher G July 24, 2006

hung like a donkey

Hung meaning the thing that hangs, and donkey, being a lazy creature with a big dick. This term refers to someone with a wide, long penis and large balls.

I'm hung like a donkey.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Donkey Jockey

Nigger is to a black man
Donkey Jockey is to an iranian

basically its the only 'politically correct' iranian insult

Bob: Hey man, do you know Arya?

Joe: Eww, that Donkey Jockey?

Bob: yea? Whats wrong with him?

Joe: Nothing, I just hate Iranians. All persians are just Donkey Jockeys

by damastah April 29, 2009

yawning donkey

a vagina

my yawning donkey is itchy

by Howie G June 2, 2011

Donkey Root

Lighting one cigarette from another...

When you don't have a lighter, you may borrow someone's already lit cigarette, and light you're own from it..

by Jasma August 24, 2005

Donkey Puncher

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.

Jim donkey punched that girl last night.

by Kent June 15, 2003

Donkey Flu

A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.

1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.

by lord_adrick February 8, 2010