A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.
1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
by lord_adrick February 8, 2010
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A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...
by Huava June 17, 2009
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