Door duty

When your at a big place (Concert, Sporting event) and there's a line to the bathroom, and your holding the door.

Eddie: man great concert
Wayne: yeahh good call

*Both shift up towards the bathroom door*

Wayne: I got door duty.
Eddie: lol nice.

by Eddie and Wayne November 8, 2008

smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

French Doorknob

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.

"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"

by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009

Back-door sluts 9

The best porno either, infamous for a woman with four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing.

First gained popularity in South Park.

Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"

by TheCyantist February 25, 2012

Katie bar the door

battin' down the hatches, the rain is a comin', the fat lady has sung, it's over, peace out, we're screwed

Holy shit! The rain is not going to let up anytime soon! Katie bar the door!

by minnyindy November 26, 2011

heaven's door

That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise.

I spent the morning knocking on heaven's door.

by FastEddie August 3, 2005

Back Door

To cut someone out of a transaction (e.g. drug deal, embezzlement, etc.).

Minerva: I was involved with embezzlement and he was too. But I wasn't gonna back door him and cut him out!

by ZXY&ABC July 22, 2019