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doob noob

A doob noob is someone who is a noob at smoking doobies. Doob noobs inevetably end up juicing up your spliff with their big lips making it unpleasant to smoke, or if you roll filter-less doobs pinch off airflow completely making the doob impossible to smoke without modification.
Who's the doob noob who juiced the spliff.

Filter-less doobs are not for noobs.
by MC Redy March 6, 2011
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flooba dooba

absloutely nothing
That is just flooba dooba
by MOO Masta April 18, 2003
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Doobie Smoothie

Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!
Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The SAGGY WAFFLE! August 8, 2010
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doobey

Noun : Something you call your friend when they are being blonde, stupid, annoying, idiotic, retarded and bum-like.
Ndawg : "omgoshh some doobey just shat on the floor at target todayy!! "

Edawg : "omgoshhh ewww what a doobeyy!!"
by esshaaa August 5, 2012
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Doobie Trail

when you think youve got worms and youve just had the dibbledoubles , meanig you leave a trail of obscene human feaces
Rich: no, dont eat that, its a doobie trail!
Kieran Price : Fool!
Teve:phghfff hahahahah!
by tom ya edison mumm November 20, 2003
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Doobie Toobie

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube
I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.
by ae123456 January 19, 2009
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doobification

1. The process of getting someone really high really fast.

2. A big celebration of drugs and sex held in the dark. Usually incorporating an orgy
1. Doctor, begin the doobification process. If he doesnt walk into a wall on his way out, you're fired.

2. Welcome to our annual doobification! Now sniff this, turn the lights off, and pull your pants down!
by Invisiraptor February 11, 2009
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