doing crosswords and drinking tea

Acting like a 50 year old man when you're only a college student.

Josh is doing crosswords and drinking tea in his dorm room.

by CaptDan January 17, 2011

cricket drinking game

Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:

* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit)
* 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby
* 40 runs for a pint

A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss.

The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out.

Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse.

Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.

Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.

by Choda Boy 57 October 27, 2008

drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.

dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"

by shannoneliot February 18, 2011

Power Hour Drinking Game Album

A Power Hour with 60 shots of beer consumed while playing "Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking Game Album" with the shotglass USB.

According to the creator, it is most accurately described as "A social utility that enhances real time person to person social interaction with timed engagements that connect beer to your face."

"Dude, where the hell are your pants????!!"

"PANTS OPSHUNUL. Sexty shots ago...Power Hour Drinking Game Album. Ali Shhhpagnola. Roooockkkk OUUTTT. Shot...glash...youuu-ez-bee. Say hi...your mom...shithead-face."

by GreyTheDragon April 2, 2013

yuppie drinking coupon

A twenty-dollar bill, esp. one acquired from an automatic teller machine (ATM).

Brad thinks he's such hot stuff, just "casually" waving those yuppie drinking coupons around like that. He can get the next round, then.

by dwpocius May 30, 2006

Donking

verb. - The act shitting in an office trash can while in the office.

Bill: Where's Phil?

Joe: He went to take a shit.
Bill: Isnt the bathroom out of order?
Joe: Yeah....I think he is donking.
Bill & Joe (LOL)

by The Colored Court July 14, 2011

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008