Snatch Doctor

Gynecologist

I gotta take my bitch to the Snatch doctor.

by Herb Nasty June 27, 2018

Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011

Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.

“I hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the i’s”.

by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021

Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.

Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.

by Sitka-C May 26, 2009

Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.

Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!

by ascertain102 June 11, 2020

doctor penez

the Legendary moderator of r/okbuddyretard

Retard : God I hate r/okbuddyretard and doctor penez
Epic Gamer (wholesome) : bro you're so cringe!
Big Chungus : UwU

by obamer320 April 19, 2020

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019