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Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.
“I hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the i’s”.
by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021
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Doctor Bex

One who, by watching it, perpetuates the airing of the reality TV show, the Jersey Shore. Responsible for the deaths of numerous books. Also a Simpson's fan.
Q: Who the heck watches the Jersey Shore, anyway?
A: I hear Doctor Bex can't get enough of Snooki
by Mike B ;& November 17, 2011
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Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.
Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.
by Sitka-C May 26, 2009
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Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".
Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."
by Burnz32 October 20, 2011
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Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.
"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"
by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019
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The Thirteenth Doctor

The Thirteenth Doctor is a asexual lesbian character in a british tv show called Doctor Who. She is in love with her best friend and companion Yasmin (Yaz) Khan. She likes her TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension in Space) and her Sonic Screwdriver (Does most things to anything unless it’s made of wood or deadbolt sealed). She likes knowing things and dislikes The Master (Other timelord who The Doctor has an on and off relationship with) as of the episode The Timeless Children.
Person 1: Hey I really hate The Thirteenth Doctor because she is a woman.

Person 2: That isn’t a valid argument because The Doctor is a genderfluid timelord.
by casskhanobvi August 30, 2022
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Snatch Doctor

I gotta take my bitch to the Snatch doctor.
by Herb Nasty June 27, 2018
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