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Dumber than a bag of dicks

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.
by Les mcclary February 24, 2019
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big bag of floppy dicks

When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.
Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.
by Daniel Woolf January 14, 2008
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Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!
Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks
by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014
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Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.
Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.
by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011
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I shit dicks

To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset
"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"
by jeremy lutkins February 17, 2007
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bag of day old dicks

1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.

2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.

Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
by Gene the fiend July 3, 2008
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Nelson Dicks

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.
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