In-dick-cisive

When your friend is being a dick while being indecisive.

When you ask someone if they want to do something and they say "sure" or "whatever".

Person 1: Do you wanna come over?

Person 2: sure
Person 1: IS THAT A YES OR A NO KID?!?! YOU ARE BEING SO IN-DICK-CISIVE!!!

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

tripp'in dick

When your married, but secretly gay you get pleasure from watching a fat man shake after he pees.

j.r was totally tripp'in dick around lee yesterday.

by curtis big pimpin shelton November 20, 2011

Dick Deep in you December

When you fuck your bitch hella hard your DICK DEEP in her !! DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER (DDIYD)🍆🤤😂

Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!

by Bobbery Bob Biller November 7, 2019

Dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass mean you believe something that someone else thinks is false or non try

I dick you in the ass of lying

by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020

dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t

I dick you in the ass you are lying

by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020

call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.

"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"

by fishboy123 August 30, 2013

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023