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uncle darwinism

NOUN: a loud midget that yells like a SBL boy at my basketball games and is like TRROW DEE BALL!! (urge of every word)and also like HAANDS APP!!

ADJECTIVE: like Darwin bulls

NOUN: Yo bulls! I'm gonna go with Darwinism to the basketball game where he will be MAD DARWINISM and auntie lolet is like I HABE TO BRABE DE ESTORM! and darwin is like no TU umbrellllla we GO TOgeter MOM

ADJECTIVE: OMGosh THAT IS SO DARWINISM! (the bulls that like i am de auntie lolet olet and like omgosh i am having a wallet in my pants and a foot long leg with chuby salty brown toes and i'm pressing my salty brown lips with it spurting out and i am like ew pishbulls oil!)
Umm..Darwin Boy with the midget face!
by BoyBee March 18, 2005
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darwin fish

Stupid bullshit badge that stupid, petty atheists put on their car to one-up stupid, petty Christians and their Jesus fish, itself being one-upped by the stupid, petty Christians adorning their vehicle with a plastic badge of the stupid, petty Jesus fish eating the stupid, petty Darwin fish. The only worthwhile fish-badge-thing is the one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dammit! I'm so tired of people making perfectly good cars ugly by sticking their damn Darwin fish all over them!
by BlackOpSource May 2, 2008
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Darwin Nunez

by KendoHundy January 19, 2023
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mountain dewing

The act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get STD's, much like waterfalling for water bottles.
Dude, Bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing Caitlyn last weekend. I wonder if he hit the bullseye?
by Pete Zahutt June 8, 2007
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Darwinacle

An accident-prone person who continues to live in spite of the statistics of Darwinism.
My brother ran into a tree today with his bike; it's his third bicycle accident this month! He's a real Darwinacle.
by Cookey February 1, 2009
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Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.
All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.
by Dalektic December 3, 2020
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derline

The brief nanosecond of time that passes when, years from now, Kevin Federline has a moment of clarity after nights upon nights of drinking and ignoring wife Britney Spears.
Kevin woke up hung over, wondering where Britney gone, only to remember a derline later she divorced him six years previously.
by PrimeCoordinator August 31, 2005
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