A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
Get the Dad Dealmug. A plug deal is a drug deal in which the customer buys in bulk with the intentions to "make the flip". So the supplier gives a good deal so that the customer can make profit off what the supplier gives them.
Customer: Yo, what kind of plug deal can you give me for an O of loud?
Dealer: I can do $250 for you. That way you can flip it and potentially get $560.
Customer: Alright bet
Dealer: I can do $250 for you. That way you can flip it and potentially get $560.
Customer: Alright bet
by YungTrapJedi April 3, 2016
Get the plug dealmug. When a car salesman does everything in his power to get a car deal done for a customer over the weekend even though some dealers won't work with them on any day other than M-F.
Jevin: I'm gonna lose this car deal since it's Saturday and I don't have what they want!
Kared: Pull a Curly Deal and get that car from another dealer over the weekend!!
Kared: Pull a Curly Deal and get that car from another dealer over the weekend!!
by Q Bano March 6, 2021
Get the CURLY DEALmug. by The Plummers December 1, 2018
Get the ceiling the dealmug. A in house deal is where two people make a deal where one or two people profit from, it could be drugs, money, nudes or anything really
by It's foxtrot 4 December 12, 2016
Get the a in house dealmug. by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020
Get the Boner Dealmug. The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.
A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
by The Dealer of Consciousness March 13, 2014
Get the dealing of consciousnessmug.