Dawson Creeking

Spending way too long discussing something that can be solved in one or two short sentences; getting your head pecked by a bird

Mini was Dawson Creeking G for 2 hours last night because he said she hadn't changed.....

by paulo d'badger May 24, 2012

Dawson

Dawson is a kind lovable guy with a 6 foot slapper and all the girls want him but he loyal and hot

Man look at Dawson’s 6 foot slapper wow he is hot

by 6footslapper.com October 20, 2019

Dawson!!!

When you do something bad, but avoid the trouble and blame dooson by yelling "Dawson!!!" He immediately gets detention and you are no longer in trouble.

I was late... but so was dooson... Dawson!!! (Teacher marks dooson late)

by QWERTYabc1234?!? November 5, 2020

Dawsyn

the trip wompers of planet Shoof, these creatures are the same color as the dumpglimples on the north side of Foofool. they shoot acid from they’re quigs that turn anything the acid gets on insanely high. they kinda look like Bapoopoos

we’re getting wasted off Dawsyn’s tonight boys

by CaptainRage November 24, 2021

Dawson

A retarded fag that thinks he's the best at everything but is actually shit at everything he usually has glasses that make his eyes big.

Dawson is a dumbass

by 123469420 March 10, 2022

wade dawson

the only white guy that can pass for a black guy with a average size dick but uses it like a master a pro with the ladys and has a nice body and is a phenomenal sport player any sport you let him play he'll own it

person 1: hey look at that guy over there

person 2: wow his perfect

person 1: must be a wade dawson

by jack panam January 13, 2013

Shane Dawson

known for his conspiracy theories, and possibly having sexual intercourse with his cat

"I like Shane Dawson's Conspiracy theories"

by grayjoycon March 29, 2019