dirty dathal

The act of fingering your bum while in the missionary sex position with a girl, then using your shitty brown index finger do a simba mark on her forehead while simultaneously cumming in her nose to hide the smell of shit. This must all be done while humming the lion king theme tune.

I was with Sarah last night and she asked me to do something disgusting in bed so I gave her a dirty dathal

by Papa paddy April 17, 2020

dan datcoldness

Someone great!

Please subscribe to Dan Datcoldness and Dan's Music Channel they are great!

by Local Pillow August 5, 2021

Dirty Danchez

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.

Last night Danny gave his wife a unexpected Dirty Danchez.

by Dabsquatch September 18, 2021

Kaspar thomason darch

tiny weiner, get no girls, annoying, over reacts, loves sitcoms, half a millimeter cock

Kaspar thomason darch is super annoying

by swedenisthebest March 18, 2022

Rolo The Dachshund

What does it mean to be a dachshund called Rolo, I hear you ask? It means that they're an ankle biting maniac! If you try to bathe this creature, they will emit a screeching tone via howling. This creature is known for rolling in the mud and trying to eat inedible things, as well as having a love for the show "Adventure Time" !!

Watch out! Rolo The Dachshund is fiending for some ankles..

by fredrickjupiter April 9, 2025