A rare male species known for having 47 tabs open in his brain and somehow all of them are related.

A Drake is a person who can go from discussing life responsibilities, strategy, and “what actually matters” straight into medieval warfare, wizards, internet nonsense, or a completely random joke that nobody saw coming.

Usually found saying “it is what it is” while somehow having a 12-step mental spreadsheet about why it is what it is.

Known for treating every argument like a debate tournament and having the confidence of a king and the hobbies of a 14-year-old wizard living in 2012 internet culture. Still being in love with one girl despite hardship whom he compares too when meeting any female. He has a thing for pirates and dragons magic.

A Drake radiants “Dad Aura.”

“Why does he know random facts about everything but also send the weirdest stuff ever? Drake.”

“He acts like a normal guy until you discover the wizard lore. Drake behavior.”

“He’s impossible to explain. You just have to experience a Drake.”

Drake by CommanderDaniel June 23, 2026

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drake organ

A paper thin neural cell that acts as a second spine in the male central nervous system.

"you dont have a heart do you frank? you have a drake organ"
"of course I dont have a heart im a male like wtf, do I look like a woman to u? you bum ass nigga I have a drake organ "

drake organ by ImmiigrantBoii June 27, 2018

Drake and Drive

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.

Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol

Drake and Drive by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014

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Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

Drake and Josh by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

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