Don’t @ me

A phrase used when you say a factual statement that you know the swines who view your feed wont agree with

I maybe 5’9 and never picked up a ball in my life but I think I’m the best basketball player since magic Johnson, don’t @ me

by Idontgetnudes7 May 10, 2018

Don't tase me bro

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 12, 2015

i don't like mondays

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it

2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys

by I am the sexiest man in April 25, 2007

You Don't Know Jack

Colloquial Language for: You know nothing.

A: Hey, dude! 34 that on Photoshop.
B: 34?
A: Yeah, make that steamy.
B: Steamy?
A: Dude, you don't know jack about imaging, don't you?

by Deuces High March 26, 2011

I don’t feel so good

The only sentence that made me so mad, I accidentally threw my popcorn bucket at this sweet little boy who was minding his own business.

Idiot who thinks he’s funny: I don’t feel so good
Me: I. Am. Seriously. Going. To. Run. You. Over. With. A. Bus. And. I. Am. Going. To. Make. It. Look. Like. An. Accident.

by th3lal February 15, 2019

I don't feel so good.

The words in which Peter Parker (Spider-Man), said before he turned into ash in the movie "Avengers, Infinity War." These simple 5 words are now many marvel fans trigger words. If you have a friend who likes Marvel, do not... I repeat DO NOT, say "I don't feel so good." Replace it with "I don't feel that well," or "I'm not feeling very good."

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good."

by BaconBytesYT April 15, 2019