Diaper ass

When someone sags their pants and their boxers are sagging out the back like a shit filled diaper.

Check out that new jacks diaper ass!

by Chris Dawson March 2, 2008

vagina diaper

n-- an absorbant pad worn by women to absorb menstrual blood.

" You're being a bitch, you're on your period aren't you? I hope you have enough vagina diapers"

by Trev Sino December 4, 2005

diaper time

Marking a sudden change in events, in which all common sense and rational thought are replaced by a relentless pursuit fueled by deep emotion or obsession, often involving traveling long distances, and often with violent intent.

When that astronaut realized that another woman was moving in on her man, she made up her mind to drive 900 miles non-stop and kidnap her. It was diaper time.

by Tich2 December 13, 2008

Diaper Sniffer

A derogatory name for a pedophile, when you really need something that packs more of a punch.

"Fuck you, you sick, cradle wanking, diaper sniffer."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

fur diaper

Female genitals, specifically the vagina.

"I am going to get some fur diaper tonight!"

by macaloo May 2, 2008

dirty diaper

the act of starting off by giving the girl the wheelbarrel then having her wrap up between your legs then to start eating you asshole thus resulting in a diaper looking manuever.

ima baby and i have a dirty diaper.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

Diaper Dan

A title bestowed upon a person who wittingly or unwittingly says "Diaper Dan" aloud. The title can only be held by one person at a time.

1. I'm Diaper Dan.
2. You're it.

by Diaper Dan January 22, 2020