Cum Diaper

Another word for a condom.

They can make them as thin as they want but it will always feel like a cum diaper.

Who left a dirty used cum diaper in my car?

by Denagnag September 18, 2009

dirty diapers

Something to say to a person on the phone who is not only rude, but refuses to help in any way. Usually said at the end of the conversation to convey a sense of taking power of the call back.

caller, "Hi, is Angie there?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Do you know when she may be available?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Alright, dirty diapers!"

by Ryan Fossum August 29, 2006

woman diaper

Another term used for those thick maxi pads worn by woman during " that time of the month" and then are left out for an unsuspecting male in the house to find.

Man: I'll be right there baby, I have to take a piss.
Woman: Okay, well hurry the hell up.
Man: Oh hell no, why can't you throw away your bloody woman diapers?
Woman: I was in a hurry, and Oprah was coming on.

by Mike -Hunt January 14, 2008

Diaphlacent

Medical condition causing an excess of fecal matter to travel back up though your bowels and come spewing out your mouth.
Also known as 'talking shit'.
Often used as an insult to confuse stupid people.

Tom Cruise is diaphlacent.

by Naomimon July 26, 2006

Diaper Loaf

Used to describe someone who is socially inept, professionally incompetent, selfish, egotistical, greedy, a thief or otherwise repellent to anyone around them.

There goes Jenny, taking the last cup of coffee without making a new pot. What a Diaper Loaf.

by Radio Dude July 1, 2011

Ghetto Diaphragm

Noun- A Ziploc Baggie inserted into a woman's vagina in lieu of traditional diaphragm birth control

Stacie: "Erick didn't have any condoms, so i used a ghetto diaphragm instead.

by Sick sombich September 7, 2011

poopy diapy

A real stinky massive explosive diaper

He has a really big poopy diapy.

by Jill8382818 August 4, 2022