Cump

1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you

2. A shortened version of cum dumpster

1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him

2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.

by Cump69 July 26, 2019

cump

a large amount of cum on the ground.

i left cump on the ground after i beat my cock in the bathroom

by domainian limbo August 20, 2019

chumpstar

someone in love with their bestfriend. They r a little pussy bih but everyone around them loves them. Someone you should keep in your life. You feel bad for them sometimes , but they’re really attractive people. The time of mfs you just wanna slap the shit out of but also just wanna hug them at the same time. idk but they're a fucking chumpstar. Never hate on a chumpstar , they’re likely to be better than you in every way possible.

nigga 1: Yo have you seen that fucking chumpstar?

nigga 2: yea they’re a fucking pussy, love that chumpstar doe.

by niggagay69 October 15, 2019

Cumpile

A pile of cum often mistaken for compile. Two separate things...

Just add your load to the cumpile

by Cumpile February 10, 2020

Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

by Ponter March 3, 2020

Cumpenseed

To provide an appropriate and usually counterbalancing payment; either for labor resulting in cum, or consisting of (but not limited to) cum.

Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.

Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.

by OnlineAlias March 9, 2020

cumnspaghetti

A word used to describe something or someone as ugly or disgusting. This is never used in a nice way, it’s also a funny word and makes people laugh.

Person 1 - Eat strawberries dipped in cheese

Person 2 - I’d rather eat cumnspaghetti

by northwesteastsouthwest April 17, 2020