cunting

logically-impossible gerundive (verbal adjective) made from a noun cunt which makes a damn' good word

"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).

"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic

by Dane Edwards July 3, 2003

cutting

when you take a sharp object like a knife or peice of glass or whatever and cut yourself, usually breaking the skin.

i'm the 'emo kid' at school. im not seriously depressed, and i've never cut myself before. but i have thought about it. my friends tease me abou being emo, and i know they're jokeing, but it hurts.
cutting is a serious thing. one of my friends cuts. onc you start, you really cant stop.

by Maya H. June 5, 2007

cubeing

the act of solving a rubic's cube

"Guess what I'm doing"
"Smoking weed"
"No"
"I give"
"Cubeing"

by jwjwjwjwjwjwjw September 3, 2009

Cuntinental Slope

The sloping region between the outer most point of an obese women's belly and her vagina. A cuntinental slope typically consists of folds, unwanted hair, dirt, silts, and always best left unseen.

With her gunt tucked into her 2 sizes-too-small jeans, her cuntinental slope was on full display for everyone to see.

by Mennen2 April 26, 2011

cutting a fat hog

Cutting a fat hog is like working in a cushy government job where you are getting high wages, excellent benefits, excellent retirement plan, very easy work, and almost no chance of getting laid off or fired. It can also mean something like winning the lottery, inheriting a huge sum of money, or something else that provides your life with lots of affluence, power or advantage.

Once he got hired at the Department of Water and power, he was cutting a fat hog from then until he retired.

by Ossettche May 14, 2014

cutin

having sex

I was up all last night cuttin ol girl

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

The Cutting Edge

A periodical distributed by the finer portion of the student body of Scarsdale High School. It rivals the school newspaper "The Maroon"; which is basically just annoying and pointless, The Cutting Edge has astute material and cheeky jokes which the Maroon lacks. Also, the Cutting Edge doesn't make articles about teen drinking, and take a picture from someone's facebook, and put it on the maroon. Fucking idiots.

The Maroon: "Underage drinking in SHS?"

Sean: *witty anecdote about someone sleeping with his friend's mom*

The Cutting Edge.

by Namh'cieh Nad November 8, 2007