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The Cuban

(n) This Term is derived for Greek society. It it completely sexual in nature.
The man shoves a cigar cutter up a females genitals, proceding to engage in sexual intercourse. When she reaches a climax, the area tightens, cutting the weiner of clean.
Thanks grandma that was a wonderful Cuban.
by Eric S. March 23, 2005
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Dirty Cuban

when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit
When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.
by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010
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Racist Close Minded Cuban

Have never traveled outside Miami or NYC metro region besides their Cuba.

Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.

Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.

If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.

Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.

Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
"Racist Close Minded Cuban" to non-Cuban Mexican-American professor:

Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.

Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."
by Socrates-Seal April 5, 2013
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cubanaso

Trashy cubans - the type that live in lower middle class neighborhoods in Miami. Christmas usually includes lechon in their driveways while they wear wifebeaters and drink bad american domestic beer, spout off ignorant statements and make the rest of the Cuban population look bad.
Hey did you see that cubanaso moved into our neighborhood? He had a couple lowriders and lechon going in the driveway. Wearing a wifebeater, too, que cubanaso.
by jm22e November 23, 2009
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cuban sandwich

A sandwich, most popular from Tampa, Florida and farther south, made with ham, salami, proscuittini and swiss cheese which is pressed on a sandwich roll, then dressed with mustard and pickles.
On our vacation to Florida, we ate the best cuban sandwiches.
by Bob Noxious November 28, 2003
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Cuban

Cubans are a rich a cultrural race and even though some may think were cocky or racist we are not that is also a stereotype. We are Latin Americans who decend from White, Black, or Asian decent. We dont think that other races are belows we are just proud of what we are and are not afraid to show it. I have never heard any other Latin Race call us backstabbers and I'm friends with Puerto Ricans, Guatamalins, Mexicans, Blacks, Whites, Asians you name it and they dony think any less of me as i do them we are all equal with cultures and traditions. I'm Cuban and gave never had one racist though or idea that I'm better than any other. We pride ourselves on what we are and our History. Also the Idea that Puerto Rico stole out flag is false it was adopted by them when both Cubans and Puerto Ricans were workign togethor to free themselves from Spanish Rule the Puerto Ricans took it as a sing of graditude and changed the colors.
Random Guy 1: Hey what Race are you?

Random Guy 2: Oh I'm Cuban You?

Random Guy 1: I'm Puerto Rican.

Random Guy 2: Thats cool were you born there?
by Cubanito789 June 13, 2010
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Cuban Hot Champion

After a long hot drive in ur automobile.. Bend your lover over the hood and insert a fiery hot SparkPlug in there ass.. Make sure to thread it in softly.. Not to strip the sphincter..
While driving down the road, I picked up a sweet hitchiker.. And for my reward, I gave her a Cuban Hot Champion..
by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006
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