Cruiserfied

When you get absolutely mortaled off Cruisers (A type of vodka drink), and you feel as if your being crucified.

Elodies drunk like 4 cruisers tonight and shes already Cruiserfied

by CaucasianJesus March 1, 2015

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

colon cruiser

a gay guy

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.

by slick29 December 25, 2008

post-cruise swag

The wobbling of legs, and lack of being able to walk correctly after being on a cruise.

Matt: Dude I can't even walk to the bathroom without putting my hand on the wall to steady myself after that Royal Caribbean cruise last week.

Dave: Oh shit dude! You got a case of post-cruise swag.

by cruiserr August 14, 2010

Douche Cruise

An action done whilst operating a motor vehicle. On a Douche Cruise (noun), an individual or group(s) may have their windows rolled down while playing douchy music through their stereo on high volume - with full intent to attract attention to themselves. The Douche Cruise is usually performed in high-population areas in close proximity to other bystanders/pedestrians. The Douche Cruise is primarily done in vehicles thought to be “cool” or with significant modifications.

“Hey dude, let’s take your new whip on a Douche Cruise and pick up chicks!”
“Look at that guy on a Douche Cruise, his exhaust is sick!”

by 4OH3 June 27, 2018

Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 25, 2009

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.

Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.

by Sara Heyn October 14, 2008