mystical creatures

These are creatures who we humans may or may not believe in. They can live anywhere, look like anything, and possibly do things we never dreamed was possible. most of the animals are related to magic which is why most humans have never seen any.

the yeti, loch ness monster, bigfoot, unicorns, goblins, sprites, fairies, etc. are all examples of mystical creatures.

by Mrs. Cullen July 5, 2008

creationism

One of three possible ideas

1. Old Earth creationism - the belief that the origins of earth are divine in nature, yet do not contradict with any scientific findings.

2. Young Earth creationism - the belief that the word of the Bible, or any similar holy book, is literal and that the world was created in about six thousand years. This belief basically says that any testable data showing that the world is older than six thousand years is wrong. Frequently deals with faith more than science, and when science is invoked, it is typically misused or misinterpreted.

3. intelligent design

1. If one were to suppose that, to God, a day is more than twenty-four hours (which is possible because the sun was not created until the fourth day), then one could say that the Bible does not contradict scientific findings.

2. When a fake plaster cast of a human footprint next to a dinosaur's was used jokingly as a cover for a book by the late Stephen J. Gould, a staunch pro-evolutionist, creationists lauded the use as proof that scientists believe in creationism, and that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, whereas in reality, almost no paleobiologists believe so.

by Ryan Griffin July 21, 2008

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz January 8, 2009

The Cheat

(1)The small companion of strongbad that looks like an anvil or block of cheese

the cheat is in the house

by Joseph McKinney November 20, 2003

cheating

worst thing in the world.. breaks peoples hearts, and once you've done it sometimes you wish you hadn't or if its happend to you, you want to flip out and you get the worst feeling that there is... not a good thing

this unbelievably sux

by nfg May 10, 2005

Cheat Day

The one day of the week when people dieting can eat whatever they please

Sara : Oh Jake you cock is so strong! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Yeah and your pussy is so soft! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Hey Jake I brought us some goodies since it's Cheat Day! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Jake : You said Sunday was Cheat Day so I thought we could fuck other people!
Kiersten : You DUMBASS we can cheat on our diet not each other GOD DAMNT!
Sara : Oh Jake I'm CUMMING I'm CUMMING!
Jake : Ohhh! It feels so good in there!
Kiersten : JAKE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF HER NOW!
Jake : But it's Cheat Day!
Kiersten : That's It today is BEAT DAY cause I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two!

by SlopNChop March 12, 2018

creationist

A person that believes that a supernatural, omnipotent being created all things in the same vicinity of time (1 week).

Dr. Kent Hovind, Dr. Ken Ham, Dr. Jonathan Sarfati are all well known Creationists.

by Alicia Entze March 24, 2008