Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.

I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!

by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

cacking

1. To defecate - the process of emptying one's bowels of feces.

2. Laughing very hard.

2. It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing.

by sholland August 24, 2008

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time

"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

by Chris Hatt December 29, 2008

Cranking

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

whats crackin

whats da damn deal, crippin 4 life cuz

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

cranking

To get ones head down in the office, beaver away, work hard and push on.

Allan, stop talking shite and get cranking

by Phil McC September 17, 2008

crackin

a state of being that occurs when your pants are too low, so low that your butt crack is visible for all to see

A large girl in tight pants, Sonya was crackin when she sat down at the computer station to write an e-mail.

by Grushinka April 8, 2008