Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Low Cortisol

Chill life, no stress.

“Being single shifts me into a low cortisol state.”

by ProudMunch March 8, 2026

High Cortisol

overstressed and anxious

this homework is having me high cortisol ;(

by sigmawordseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 7, 2026

archie cornish

a boy from maidstone who loves rubie clark lots and lots and forever will xx

i love rubie quoted archie cornish

by uwumonstaaa August 10, 2025

Take your corgis elsewhere

Please leave it alone the world doesn't revolve around you, its time to listen to some Ariana Grande.

life doesnt revolve around you can you take your corgis elsewhere

by alwaystrusty December 2, 2023

keep it cordial

keep it cordial means grab my ass but keep it cool like we friends and benefit the moment as a cool moment

keep it cordial when we go out

by lorendosnjd April 4, 2024

The Cherry Cordial

The act of having period sex, and inserting your period blood covered penis into her anus. After a couple strokes, and reaching orgasm, have her defecate both of your excrement into your mouth.

(Works better with active bowel movement)

Maya: "But babe I'm on my period... I just don't want to make a mess"

Hunter: "You know how I get when I'm horny. And it's okay, we can try the cherry cordial tonight."

by aquaticsexmachine September 4, 2025