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Canucks

A shitty hockey team that does not deserve to be in the National Hockey League; a group of hockey players who do not prevent goals and cannot play defense
Billy screamed at the video game because of how shitty the Canucks are while he was down 19-0 at the end of the first period.
by Duds11 May 17, 2022
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Covucked

When your plans get messed up because of someone, other than yourself, contracted covid.
I was going to go to the beach with my friends, but that got covucked.
by EllingT June 6, 2022
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confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius
confucKius was ladies' favourite
by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022
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Confuckulated

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.
by anonymous August 18, 2022
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Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.
by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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Confuckled

All the street names are really confuckled.
by KpStan83 May 14, 2023
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Confuckus

A nickname for asian horniness based off of confucius
Juan: hey jose did you finish your homework on the mongols
Jose: sure did genghis khan had a lot of confuckus because he has thousands if descendants
by El beanero July 6, 2023
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