congenitopathy

a congenital disease.

The boy has a congenitopathy. He has been suffering from the disease since his birth.

by uttam maharjan January 19, 2013

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

CongeeledMoney

The act of hiring a prostitute to stick an eel up your butt, pull it out and then slap you repeatedly in the face. A version of congeeled but with a paid participant

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "It was a late night, I was alone in a strange city so I ordered Congeeledmoney".

by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

Congee Cummies

An analogy for the first wad of the day

Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus

by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021

chongerish

Refers to something that is overly large

those cuffs are rather chongerish dontcha think?

by lanksta172 July 20, 2008

cogell

a wierd man who appears in your dreams and has a lisp and speech impetament

I had a dream about Cogell last night

by ananymousssss September 30, 2009

Conceitophobia

The fear of not talking about yourself, or taking/uploading pictures of yourself.

Guy 1: I think everyone should love me because I'm extremely sexy.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you have Conceitophobia.

by PotterJay1028 August 10, 2012