I got Jen to go to my party by telling her it would be a fund raising benefit which would be eligible to deduct from her community service hours if she went... Shes suck a naughty girl. She'll freak when she finds out it was a convite; hopefully she chooses to enjoy the party.
by eRikOs October 9, 2009
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Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.
Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.
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A fag who cannot keep a relationship for more than a week. Also likes wrestling with guys because he gets boners!!!!
by BLACKxTOOTHGRIN January 23, 2009
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One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.
"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."
"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."
by John Melidi September 8, 2006
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"Babe, can you give me a hand? This cenditis, is making it really hard for be to get up!"
"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."
"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."
by Cendy March 3, 2008
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Man, my grandma's fridge has nothing but half-used jars of horse radish, ketchup, and hot sauce. Her condimentia is really getting bad.
by jonojett May 21, 2011
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Some people think that all they have to do is say that they have a "medical condition" or "allergy", and that this instantly/indisputably obligates everyone around them to allow for any and all unacceptable/disgusting/obnoxious/selfish behavior, or exempts them from performing certain common-courtesy actions the way the rest of the populous is expected to do! What a farce --- it allows perfectly-capable people to grossly misbehave socially, while at the same time causing those of us who do indeed legitimately suffer from certain debilitating illnesses/infirmities to be looked down upon and shown less tolerance/acceptance than we should receive, since others are already seething with resentful aggravation at all of the fakes out there to whom they are already being forced to needlessly kowtow.
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