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The French Connection

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.
"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."
by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012
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The connection

A spiritual, or soulful, connection between two persons. This most commonly occurs between 2 ninjas that commonly shed blood on the battlefield together. Their hearts become as one; able to feel each other and know one another's thoughts. Words can't explain this phenomenon, nor the depth of oneness or closeness experienced between these 2 people. See, "Magical Connection" for a similar but less strong type of connection.
Q:How did you know I saw Miguel Laugher-T at Starbucks?

A:I felt your extreme joy at seeming him through THE CONNECTION.
by Hahaha09 February 25, 2009
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Your connection sucks!

What you say just as you kick someone from you game or Xbox Live party, either because they're being an asshole or just for laughs. You often invite them back and have a good laugh.
Annoying kid- "Hey guys, lets play Call of Duty"
Party leader- "Your connection sucks!"

you have been kicked from the Xbox Live party
by Jviney July 25, 2010
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Ass-Ball Connection

The mysterious area that is between your balls and your ass. Often called the ABC.
An example of using the term ass-ball connection in every day life:

Guy 1: Dude how'd you like that uppercut to the balls?
Guy 2: Nah, man you got me in the ABC, just missed.
Guy 1: Ooh, damn.
by voldyvoldyvoldamort January 14, 2010
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conditioned thinking mind

A.K.A: CTM

A state of mind where people act without fully knowing what they are doing. Similar to habits.
Oh man! I just bought another shirt after watching that advertisement. It must've triggered my conditioned thinking mind.
by CountKram July 24, 2015
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conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.
Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.
by iliketits69 April 23, 2017
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condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.
All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.
by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018
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