Conlan Oliver

Some fat retard that is addicted to eating six sandwiches or any other ungodly amount of fat people food. He is so ugly and fat, no woman would ever even think about talking to him. He weighs over a metric shit ton and is fucking gay. He also has a fat fucking chode, clocking in at about three inches long. Conlan Oliver is nothing but a fat, gay retard.

Man, Conlan Oliver is so fucking fat

by MilkyMike15 April 30, 2019

Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.

Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.

by reliable_larry December 14, 2010

kailyn conant

a bitch with huge tits no ass and a deep throat

damn you heard about baron and that girl last night, yea i heard she was a hell of a kailyn conant

by potao10 January 29, 2018

Conan Bitch

Someone who continually complains about Conan getting fired, but at the same time must not have been watching when Conan was on The Tonight Show, or else the ratings wouldn't have sucked.

FACEBOOK USER thinks that NBC is stupid for firing Conan.
Comment: Dude don't be such a conan bitch.

by grayjk January 23, 2010

candane

an adult that cybers with young children, may or may not be real life perverts or pedophiles.

Dude! that girl is only 12?!?! get your fucking dick out your hand and stay up off yahoo chat you candane ass bitch!

by Chris Hanson January 15, 2008

condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

Conlan

Guys named Conlan are absolute beauts. Hard working, good head on their shoulders. Funny as fuck. Can drink like an Irishman. Get’s along with most people but doesn’t take any shit either. Handsome and definitely a panty dropper. If your name is Conlan, crank some bud lattes and slide into an absolute Rocket tonight!

Anyone know where Conlan went last night?

by John A. McDonald November 22, 2021