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Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.
When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.
by Meatpatty8675309 March 14, 2019
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conversetating

the act of forcing conversation on people a.k.a. discussing things with people you can't stand talking to anyways.
"Jen S. was only conversetating me right there, I just couldn't get away quick enough"
by Tgal1212 August 2, 2008
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Chocolate Covered Chicken

This is a substance that really fat people order at fast food restaurants or places that serve meals and is exactly what it sounds like. Chicken dipped in chocolate. The individuals that consume Chocolate Covered Chicken or "CCC" for short, are usually obese.
"Hey Sheri, halt the fucking wagon, and get that Chocolate Covered Chicken (CCC) out your mouth"
by bringerofbadnews October 26, 2008
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Chocolate Covered Banana

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.
"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."
by BondageTMA November 13, 2009
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covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.
"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"
by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010
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Converse

A rubber and canvas shoe generally worn by homosexuals. Comes in various colours and patterns, often customized with different laces, illustrations or words drawn on the sides.
"Converse? That's f---ing gay!"
by not a heterosexual May 27, 2017
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Couvered

Dude, last night I got so couvered drunk! I don't even remember how I got home.
by ngeesh mingerz! ngishi July 30, 2017
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