Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 12, 2018

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

white compost

Like white trash, but the individual eventually becomes useful.

What to y’all think of Holly? I used to think she was white trash, but she’s doing such good things now that she’s clearly white compost.

by Dolly Hanukkah March 14, 2021

Corpopsychopneumatic composite

(geology, noun) The effective combination and coexistence of the body (corpus), soul (psyche) and spirit (pneuma) as one entity, i.e. the body serving as matrix, the spirit as reinforcement and force of life, and the soul as the binding agent linking the former two. The three have their different functions yet are interdependent. Pronounced /kor-po-sai-ko-new-ma-tik-kom-po-zit/

Man is the only known corpopsychopneumatic composite in the entire universe.

by Esperanto Davinci June 12, 2021

Leduc composite high school

School located in leduc full of hockey players and party hard to hard people. It’s amazing scene with the parking lot full of stoners and kids who don’t care. GO TIGERS!!!

Leduc composite high school
Student 1: wanna head to the leduc composite parking lot
Student 2: yeah let’s go hotbox our car

by G-eazY4269 November 24, 2021

Lake Compounce

The theme park in bristol CT. Every employee at that park has an obsession with it, and they probably sold their souls to it at one point or another

what can we do for fun in bristol?
lets go to lake compounce

by youemom.com March 15, 2022

Simcoe Composite School

Nasty. Nasty. NASTY. all you gunna learn here is how to become the next addict on the streets of skidcoe. come here if you wanna smoke and skip instead of doing simple ass math. the people are wack, watch out so you don’t get jumped at b spot or laced in the bathrooms.

Teacher “Where is my class today here at simcoe composite school? there’s only 2 outta 35 of you”
student “they went to smoke meth and eat a wendy’s frosty”

by Ek.2.trappedout May 1, 2023