comftable

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

by Helljin April 8, 2006

como

A term used in speech/theatre. Also meaning what? in Spanish.

The teacher made an outlandish comment. Como?

by McIzzy April 20, 2007

The Comet

In order to correctly perform the sex move "The Comet", participants have to engage in sex on a balcony above a pool. The male partner has to convince his female partner that it would be really sexy to have gasoline all over her body, and during orgasm, he proceeds to light the gasoline (and subsequentally her body) on fire and push her off the balcony into the pool, making her look like a comet on the way down.

"There he goes, pulling The Comet" Brandon said, just as Will's partner hit the water.

by Person 37 July 25, 2008

comodore

u FKN FOOL u cant even spell commodore

sik car bye the bye

by MAGSSSS September 5, 2003

¿Comó homo?

Another word to clarify what someone said but you didn't understand. It's like what did you say? or what did you want? but in a Spanish rhyme.

Ex 1: Phone Conversation
Jack: Hey, dshvjksnjkfdmfd
James: ¿Comó homo? Dude get the dick out of your mouth.
Jack: Sorry, I use Verizon. I said hey whats up.

Ex 2: Homework Troubles
Bob: Jessica
Jessica: ¿Comó homo?
Bob: Did you understand the math homework?
Jessica: No

by Lord Muffinshire November 23, 2009

Cofotssy

cute-hot-fine and sexy all put into one word

"Johnny Depp is so damn cofotssy"

by ... November 12, 2003

Comocracy

A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.

A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!

by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006