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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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communist-goose

Communist Goose is a regular goose which also happens to be a communist, they usually live in flocks and honk at all passerbyers.
Holy shit i think that was a flock of communist-goose”
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Communist

One who has suffered severe metal damage or has high amounts of autism/retardation, they belive in an irrealistic and un-democratic ideal.

They also like free helicopter rides when in Chile
Communist: "ThAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUism"
normal person: "McArthur was right
by Realduce February 13, 2024
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Communist

Something that the United States will eventually be, if it isn't yet. You can deny it all you want and many people do in fact deny it, but it cannot be helped.
Abel: Did you hear about Jeffery and Kelly?
Tasha: Yes, I recently heard that they are Communist.
Abel: They were probably Communist long before, but we didn't find out until just recently.
Tasha: That would definitely not surprise me at all and it actually doesn't.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021
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Communist Shed

A term for a shed in Newfoundland where your beer and weed is not safe because everyone feels they have a right to it.
Tony had 6 of his 12 beer drank on him because he didn't know that Gary owned a Communist Shed.
by Arn2000 December 13, 2025
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Communistic

Having traits of Communism.
Yo thatsharing is caring’ shit teachers always be saying is kinda communistic”
by everythingelseistakenbruhh April 20, 2025
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Cappacino Communist

krystal ball and kyle kulinski. Elitist who wane economic equality but spit in the face of the poor.
MSNBC loves Cappacino Communist krystal ball and kyle kulinski are getting to have their own show soon.
by Factzteller September 17, 2023
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