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by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

Aquinas College

Aquinas College is a school made for boys who think they are top shit, but realistically are socially retarded, big foreheaded, snobby faggots who harass chicks for nudes, they also get handed everything and have parents who wave money in everyones faces.

hell cool wannabe eshays.

they are known for being some of the biggest fuckboys, yet don't even pull.

often wear there aquinas hats outside of school to let people know they go there.
Majority are also the size of my toe.

Aquinas College guy: I'm gonna fuck u so hard, surely send, u are so hot, I wanna eat u out so bad

* sees girl in person, can't even say hi*
* stands in corner awkwardly in his wannabe eshay wear*

by wehateacxx May 13, 2019

Collective Consciousness

One of the best songs in Metal gear ever, played when fighting Senator Armstrong

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul

by ChefArmstrongFromMGR:R May 23, 2022

Cuesta College

A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!

I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.

AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.

(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."

"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."

by cuestastudentandproudofit October 12, 2011

Myddelton College

1. (noun) a world or adverb or verb, for a shit hole and place where parents send their unwanted children.

2. Also used in slang for cum umbrellas

Make sure to use a Myddelton college

by knobheadery March 19, 2021

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

bismarck state college

Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.

"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"

by 21kitty May 20, 2009