Colten

He is hella hot, totally not me......... He packs

zaddy: Colten is so fine

by zazamaster300 January 25, 2023

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Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.

Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023

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Condenemist

Your own condescending nemesis.

"Bro, that guy over there is a condenemist. i swear i would get a cringe wound from his unstoppable mouth."

by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023

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Condenemistry

A person who believes in big egos, narcissism, and condescentful things. That bitch of a person either has a mental illness, or is a ppg wannabe.

"condenemistry is just downbad for attention bro istg"

by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023

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coden is one of the nicest people you will ever meet when your around him he makes you wanna live life more and be around him you dont care what your doing when your with him but if your with him it makes you happy never lose a coden

by Randomuser93938393993 June 8, 2023

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Colten

Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

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