coerce the don

Montreallian valis. Applicable when one is attempting to valenzate a puzonicle don that is clearly briacatus and unable to stand with her own power.

Upon leaving the Dome, Chains coerced the don to no avail.

by PON April 26, 2004

karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

by Cinzi May 1, 2008

coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005

easy breezy beautiful cover girl

A term used to describe something that is facile, effortless, and painless.

Tomorrow's test is going to be easy breezy beautiful cover girl.

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

coner

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

by Max Maddox April 24, 2007

cock hole cover

cock is an english name for tap. water faucet. when you have an extra hole in the sink for a faucet. you cover it with a cock hole cover.

what do i do with that extra hole? i'll cover it with a cock hole cover.

by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Cokerization

1. To loose the ability to have mental toughness.
2. To go from wanting to win, to not knowing how to win.
3. Learning to accept mediocrity as the norm, instead of being able to excel in any type of situation.
4. To go from being dominating and proud, to being a joke.
5. To loose the competitive edge, and settle for what you see.

It only took two and a half years for the Hurricanes to succumb to the effects of "cokerization."

by LyquidEnigma December 9, 2008