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Coitalot

A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.
Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!
by flynyrdskynyrd February 3, 2012
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cocmast

Not to be confused with a misspelling of Comcast. Cocmast is a covert abbreviation of the term "cockmaster" (see definition) for use in a formal or public setting wherin penis garglers may be found. Upon spotting of said dick destroyer, person A will expound to person B the severity of their "cocmast" bill in relation to the perceived level of the spotted cockmaster's cock mastery.
Bob: "Hey Bill. how much do you think this month's cocmast is gonna be?"
Bill: "At least 150 dicks--I mean dollars."
by kewlbeanzdood November 7, 2013
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coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.
After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching
by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014
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Climactful

Word made up by Tai, and has Mongolian roots, like Tai. Just ask her I guess...
That movie was climactful - Tai
by mrvenusk98 October 11, 2014
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Chimacum

Chimacum is a place where druggies live, like all the kids at the schools do drugs and get wasted all the damn time, but the high school football games are fucking lit. Also no one in the school is a virgin once you get to high school. But everyone is fuckin dope
Bruh Chimacum is fuckin lit
by Vape godd January 5, 2019
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ciomara

how you could use it in a sentence

Dang ciomara thinks why don’t we is amazing
by Gvcciavery October 26, 2019
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Midnight climax

Operation midnight climax was one of many under the mk ultra program during the 50's, where the us government set up whore houses and gave the customers doses of lsd. The term is more commonly used nowadays when gimps take cocaine or some other crazy shit in a hookers ass.
Where the fuck were you last night?

Went to the red light district for a midnight climax.
by Guys seattle sea hawkes July 14, 2016
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