Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.
If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!
by The Harmeister July 15, 2008
Get the Store bought Conservative mug.Maintaining and advocating time worn political and economic methods and credos despite compelling evidence of their being retrograde, ineffective, or deleterious.
Someone politically conservative often evidences the following symptoms: Vague rants against socialism, without specificity. Reliance on supposed intentions of the "founding fathers." Promulgating contention based on political parties rather than public good-- us versus them mentality. Reflexively negative reaction to any thing or idea remotely new-- ergo, not a certainty, not proven-- maintaining a stultified political and economic culture.
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Get the politically conservative mug.A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.
An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.
An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.
"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"
"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"
"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"
"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"
"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"
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Get the The Conservative mug.1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.
Examples of Conservative actions:
-Doing nothing. :-)
Examples of not-Conservative actions:
-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.
2. A misused synonym for right wing.
Examples of Conservative actions:
-Doing nothing. :-)
Examples of not-Conservative actions:
-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.
2. A misused synonym for right wing.
What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.
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Get the Conservative mug.“A Conservative is the type of person to never have felt the touch of a woman so for some reason that makes them misogynistic, homophobic, and racist.”
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