coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

Coconut mode

A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses

I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018

coconut dusting

The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.

Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.

That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.

by Methium Webster's definitions April 26, 2019

Coconut

Jasmines head looks like a coconut.

Girl 1 - Jasmines head looks like a coconut

Girl 2 - Wow it really does

by isdihwfubsnansskbf June 20, 2019

coconutty

have you ever had toasted coconut ice cream and it was too coconutty? well that means that their is an overpowering taste of coconut and it’s just bad.

jake: “what ice cream flavor did
you get?”
marissa: “toasted coconut and it was too coconutty😔”

by mommakittykat June 22, 2019

COCONUT

A famous twitter meme, when a girl is riding on top while having sex and spells COCONUT with her waist. Makes the boys go crazy.

Bro #1 : Yoo bro alexa just really did the coconut thing on me
Bro #2 : yoo whaat, bro she a keeper.

Girl #1 : Omg i just did the coconut thing on my boyfriend , haha i did the coco and he did the rest ;)
Girl #2 : Omg im so jealous.

by TwitterTimeo July 19, 2019

Coconut Brah

When someone pulls a sneaky over you and it leads to intense frustration.

Aw this motherfunlover just coconut brah’d me.

by Eatsov January 24, 2020