Cloober

This word originated when it was an amusing typo of the word 'bloody' while being used as: "I have no bloody clue." "I have no clooby clue." It has since then become a sort of insult or filler word. It can be used almost anywhere. It's a noun, verb, adjective, everything all in one!

"You cloobering cloob cloober."

"You're such a cloob."

"Clooby yeah, clooby yeah!"

by xRainbowPhoenix January 1, 2009

Clooneyed

The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.

His ass got Clooneyed!

by brace yourself December 27, 2007

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

Clootch

When one is thought to become an old person with a crazy amount of cats. Someone that will become a lonely person. Usually used to insult. but it is also used in alot of other scenarios, such as the word "Douche-bag" or "Fag".

Wow she is mean, what a clootch.

She is socially awkward and a bitch, what a clootch.

by Creative Thinker January 10, 2014

Choosh

A cool, funny upstate Boston gangsta way of saying Jewish.

Na'aw brotha man, that hot ass girl walkin' the streets ain't Italian, she can only be choosh. Shabbat shalom, mama.

by Charmouche July 9, 2017

Clohsasexual

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.

"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."

by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007

choos

to 'choose' something slightly more carelessly then regular choosing. (eh, it made the dictionary bish!)

i choo choo choos u.

by tristan February 25, 2004