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Clunge

Verb used to express the actions of a female who ruins something 'laddish' by getting involved when not wanted.
"Julie came round and clunged all over our Fifa tournament."

"Don't invite Sarah to the poker night, she will only clunge on it."
by GDogYat November 7, 2013
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clunge

Vagina. Pussy. Gash.

1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock

2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.

3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..

2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.

3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO
by BDUB! June 8, 2011
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Chinged

To get chinged, another way to say to get stabbed in underground British slang
Yo man I chinged that dickhead because he was chatting shit on social media
by shaggerman3000 August 15, 2019
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Ginger Clinger

Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").
That guy Kwame is a real Ginger Clinger, he always fancies ginger girls!
by FraggleLocks March 24, 2010
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clunge wrapper

"she peeled the stinky clunge wrapper from her panties"
by Spycho August 5, 2003
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Clingy Boyfriend

"Ben is SUCH a clingy boyfriend. Ew."
by Chandler B June 16, 2017
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