tutty clean

Getting a blow job.

Hey bro where did u go last night? Oh I just went to get my tutty cleaned by some whore.

by jayson74 April 14, 2009

Pre-clean

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.

I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.

by dirty113 December 21, 2009

Hazmat Clean-Up

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.

You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.

by king j$ August 9, 2010

something clean

If you're looking around here on Urban Dictionary, you're probably wondering if there is anything on here that doesn't relate to something vulgar or sexual. Well, here it is.

"I was looking on Urban Dictionary and I actually found something clean." ~ nobody

by theonlysanepersononthiswebsite July 1, 2017

cleveland steam cleaner

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.

"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"

by Steamer Stanley September 23, 2016

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh

the popular line from the song Pon Mi that is mostly used by material gworls

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh pussy pretty pussy fat full of flesh

by CASPWER LEI June 2, 2022

Cleanlin

Same as a lumpkin*, except on a bidet. In essence, getting both ends clean at the same time.

*receiving a blowjob while defecating.

Alex: "So I was cleaning my ass on the bidet when my girlfriend came in and gave me a blowjob."

Pascal: "Oh, so you got a cleanlin?"

Alex: "Yup."

by Alex216546 May 17, 2008