cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008

Twat Cleaner

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

by licdapoontang April 28, 2009

cleaver

a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.

the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed

by Bartimeas Ptolemy April 19, 2009

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

glass cleaner

a synthetic drug close to bathsalts but less dangerous. makes the user wayyy horny.

lets snort some glass cleaner tonight... i feel like making some bad decisions!

by jaxxappl July 11, 2012

Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 1, 2016

vaginal cream cleaner

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D

:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates

by dry lady lips December 27, 2010