Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

orgasmic-cluster-fuck

Orgasmic-cluster-fuck is when a female has so many orgasms that she becomes numb and has no sence of her surroundings. She looses all knowledge of where she is, what she is, or who she is for at least several minutes.

orgasmic-cluster-fuck is multiple orgasms during sex and or during a threesome

by mommaE September 18, 2013

Googoo cluster

When nut dries in or around the ass when receiving anal sex.

Me and Damian tried anal last night and he gave me a googoo cluster

by Harriet Tubman February 13, 2019

Clusterfuck Grading System

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

by UCo July 22, 2011

Clusterfuck

The art of being disconnected discombobulated and generally unorganized

This project has become a clusterfuck

by DoUdV8 August 15, 2017

Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

An enthusiastic orgy composed of 3-6 persons performed under centrifugal conditions

Hey look! That kid's tounge is stuck to the playground merry-go-round after we had that Tazmanian Cluster Fuck last night.

by Motown Babes October 25, 2003

Clusterfuck

World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

by P!o.o!P December 27, 2009