Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

Dudes, i'm a total slacker...how do i join?

gimme an email or something

by Not Michael Phelps December 27, 2004

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.

Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.

by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009

Claptard

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.

The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.

by nikmet October 17, 2009

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

clatterati

A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.

NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!

by pentozali October 26, 2013