Christian Logic

1. The thought process used to avoid thinking over a difficult situation that appears to be unrealistic or unlikely

2. The opposite of real logic

1. Brad: if there's no evidence of the existence of Hell, why should I entrust in fear to commit to a superior being

Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!


2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.

Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.


3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!

Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.

by 2 christians, 1 atheist October 18, 2008

Christi

A generally free-spirited, fun-loving girl. "Christi" is most often short for a boring, stuffier name.

Christi went wild the other day... what a fun girl.

by SeeJayLoves January 20, 2009

Christian Calendar

The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays

The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.

On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.

by scubarev May 2, 2006

Christian J

Christian is a very smart boy and usually really loves English.
Christian is a very cool person and always thinks about his english teacher.
He is a good kid but sometimes he can be naughty.

Look at that Christian J

studying english

by Breekki February 14, 2019

Christian Coalition

A group of born agains...A cult.People who throw their arms in the air in a crazy way during church. People who think they are better than those who aren't as religious as them.

Tom: "Isn't Bobbie in the Christian Coalition?"

Katie: "Yea, she's a born again."

by Rick N. James July 2, 2006

christian side hug

2nd base for a christian

Toby: hey babe, wanna get to second base at my place?
Shelby: umm..im a christian

Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010

Christian

Christian is the hottest most intense guy you will ever meet. Just one look from his piercing eyes, and you are his. He is the sweetest guy ever but won't let anyone fuck with you. If he decides you are his, he will never let you go.

Oh my lord, there is Christian, how can I make you notice me?

by Lovergirlxx June 6, 2016